Transition Starter Kit Mailer Prank

This prank is packed with everything they need to finally stop pretending and start transitioning. Even says it includes a dilator (Dilator Not Really Included), because why not make it awkward? This is the ultimate setup for that friend who couldn't stop talking about 'they/them.'

Also included is the gotcha postcard featuring not Kid Rock scream-singing his not famous lyric, but with a twist: 'MY NAME IS RID KOCK.' See what I did there?