Terms of use
Before you proceed, please take a moment to read and understand our Terms of Use. These terms are designed to ensure a positive and respectful experience for all users of our service. By using our service, you agree to abide by these terms.
Intended Use:
Our prank mailer service is intended solely for entertainment purposes. Our products and services are meant to bring light-hearted amusement to your recipients. They should never be used to harass, harm, or promote hate speech. By using our service, you confirm that your intentions are respectful and playful.
No Harassment:
You agree not to use our service to engage in any form of harassment, intimidation, or activities that could cause distress to the recipient. Harassment includes, but is not limited to, sending repeated or unwanted mailers, offensive content, or anything that invades an individual's privacy.
No Hate Speech:
Our materials are designed to be fun and cheeky, but should never be construed as promoting hate speech, discrimination, or harmful stereotypes. You agree not to use our service to promote or distribute offensive, discriminatory, or hateful materials outside the scope of our platform.
Purchaser Accountability and Liability:
By using our service, you agree to be held accountable for any potential injuries, harm, or distress that may arise from the recipient’s reaction to your prank. If, for example, the recipient suffers an injury or, in the worst-case scenario, a fatality as a result of reacting to the prank, you (the sender) will be held liable for the consequences. Ass Clown Humor assumes no responsibility for the content of mailers or the actions that follow as a result of the recipient's reaction.
Recipient Consent (for Sensitive Situations):
You agree not to send prank mailers to individuals who may be particularly vulnerable to emotional or physical distress, such as those with known medical conditions, mental health issues, or ongoing personal crises. By using our service, you confirm that you have considered the recipient's personal circumstances and believe they can reasonably handle the nature of the prank.
Age Restrictions:
Our service is intended for users aged 18 and over. By using our service, you confirm that both you (the purchaser) and the recipient are at least 18 years of age. We do not allow prank mailers to be sent to minors under any circumstances.
Prohibited Recipients:
You agree not to send prank mailers to certain high-risk individuals, such as public officials, law enforcement officers, or others in positions of authority, where a prank could be misunderstood as a security threat or otherwise cause unintended serious consequences.
Medical and Health Disclaimer:
You acknowledge that our service is not suitable for recipients with known medical or psychological conditions, including but not limited to heart conditions, anxiety disorders, or PTSD. You assume full responsibility for ensuring that the recipient is in good health and that the prank will not trigger any harmful reactions.
Limitations of Use:
You agree not to use our service in conjunction with or as part of any other activities, services, or pranks that may exacerbate the recipient’s emotional, physical, or mental distress. This includes combining our prank mailer with additional, in-person pranks, threats, or harmful actions.
Anonymous Prank Mailers:
If you send a prank mailer without identifying yourself, and the recipient contacts us for clarification, we reserve the right to reveal your name (but not your contact information) to maintain transparency. We encourage purchasers to consider the potential impact of their mailer. All personal information will remain confidential.
Legal Compliance:
You are responsible for ensuring that your use of our service complies with all applicable laws and regulations, including intellectual property rights, defamation laws, and any local, state, or federal laws governing mailing and communication.
Force Majeure:
Ass Clown Humor is not liable for any delays or failures to deliver services due to unforeseen circumstances beyond our control, including but not limited to natural disasters, strikes, government restrictions, or technical failures.
Waiver of Class Action Rights:
You agree to resolve any disputes with Ass Clown Humor on an individual basis and waive the right to participate in any form of class action lawsuit. Any claims against us must be brought individually, and you waive the right to bring any collective or consolidated actions.
Assumption of Risk:
By using our service, you (the purchaser) acknowledge and assume all risks associated with the prank mailer. You accept full responsibility for any physical, emotional, or psychological harm that may occur as a result of the recipient's reaction, and you agree to indemnify and hold Ass Clown Humor harmless from any resulting claims, damages, or legal action.
Notification of Serious Reactions:
In the event that the recipient has a serious adverse reaction to the prank, you agree to notify us immediately. Failure to inform us of a serious incident will result in further legal action, and you may be held fully liable for the outcome.
Political Mailers and Voter Suppression:
While we support political expression, our service cannot be used for voter suppression, intimidation, or any activity that undermines the democratic process. Political mailers should encourage open discussion, not inhibit anyone’s right to vote.
Respect for Privacy:
While our prank mailers are designed to entertain, respecting the recipient's privacy is essential. Do not share or distribute personal information without consent, and avoid using our service to embarrass or demean others.
Feedback and Improvement:
We value your feedback and suggestions. Please share your thoughts on how we can continue to improve our service while maintaining a positive and respectful experience for all users.
Termination of Service:
Ass Clown Humor reserves the right to suspend or terminate your use of the service if we determine that you are violating these Terms of Use or engaging in harmful, disrespectful, or inappropriate behavior.