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SpaseX Mars Colony Prank Letter – 2026 Pre-Selection

Is your friend an awkward single who’s always bragging about their independence? This SpaseX 2026 Manned Mission to Mars Pre-Selection prank letter is the ultimate insult, making it clear that their lack of meaningful connections makes them the perfect candidate for a one-way trip to the Red Planet!

Product Description:

Deliver a stinging dose of humor with an official-looking letter from SpaseX, informing your friend that they’ve been pre-selected for humanity’s first colonization mission to Mars. The letter brutally highlights their social shortcomings, emphasizing their complete absence of romantic partners, close friendships, and noteworthy achievements. It hilariously suggests that their lonely existence makes them ideally suited for a mission where nobody will miss them—and they won’t miss anyone either.

Key Features:

• Hyper-Realistic Appearance: Designed to look like an authentic selection letter from a leading space program.
• Savage Humor: Delivers a brutal reminder of their solitary life and social awkwardness, ensuring they know exactly why they were chosen.
• Exclusion from the Reproductive Program: Clearly states they don’t qualify for the "Martian Reproductive Initiative," reinforcing that their legacy will likely end on Mars, with no one left to care.
• Authentic Touch: Includes a QR code that claims to direct them to a “secure portal” for final approval—adding an extra layer of realism to the prank.

This prank letter is the perfect gift for that friend who’s always alone, proving that sometimes being single means you’re the ideal candidate for space colonization. Great for birthdays, office pranks, or just to deliver a cheeky reality check!