The “Cuddle & TuckMeIn Services” Prank Mailer – For Guests Who Still Need Their Mommy
Got an Airbnb host friend who takes their “hospitality” a little too seriously? It’s time to mess with them in the best way possible. Enter the "Cuddle & TuckMeIn" Prank Mailer—a fake rollout from "AirBRB" that’ll make them question every guest they've ever hosted.
The setup? They get an official-looking letter announcing two brand-new, high-demand services:
- Cuddling Service—because now, apparently, guests want to pay extra to snuggle with their hosts. Yeah, that’s a thing.
- Bedtime Tuck-Ins—complete with sheet-tucking, pillow-fluffing, and, of course, a lullaby to send these grown-up babies to sleep, like they still need their mommy.
But wait—there’s more! To really sell the ridiculousness, the letter includes a phone number for "more information." If they’re brave enough to call, they’ll be greeted by 3 solid minutes of the most obnoxious hold music you can imagine before anything happens. Pure torture, right?
And to seal the deal, the mailer includes a QR code for “more details” that’ll leave them fuming when they realize they’ve been pranked. If they’re still on board (or just totally confused), they can call the provided number for more information—only to be tortured by three solid minutes of horrendous hold music, just to make it extra painful.
Note: If our pranks are too bold, there’s always your safe, soft, fragile pranks. Just don’t expect much punch! For those who want pranks with more bite, you’re in the right place. Ours are crafted from quality materials, featuring call-to-actions that lead to personalized videos, audio, or notes. Some even include a phone number that puts them on hold with shitty flute music. Why settle for average?