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"Glad Your Mom Didn't Swallow You!" 5x7 Gift Card

Regular price $5.99 Sale price $7.99
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Forget the sweet, sappy messages—this card says what everyone’s really thinking! Featuring a grinning little sperm and a caption that cuts straight to the chase, it’s the ultimate blend of humor and shock value. Perfect for that friend who appreciates bold honesty, or as a hilarious icebreaker for any celebration. This card is designed to guarantee laughs, a little cringe, and a lot of unforgettable reactions!

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