Choose the Edgy postcard and watch your friend’s face as they open this masterpiece of discomfort—a flamboyant, shirtless Trump leaning seductively on a truck. And just when they think it couldn’t get worse, they’re hit with his words: "I can’t believe you actually opened this. You’re a nasty, nasty man!" The combo of political hero worship and flamboyant irony is just too much to handle—and that’s the point.