Nancy “Happy Birthday" 5x7 Birthday Gift Card

Looking to light up someone’s birthday with a smack of controversy? This 5x7 card features Nancy P caught red-handed with a suspicious pile of "substance" on her desk, serving the ultimate roast for anyone who still thinks she’s pulling the strings behind the political curtain.

Comes with its own envelope. Because this card is practically a weapon, and every weapon deserves to be concealed.

This card isn’t just a birthday wish—it’s a backhanded slap. Whether you're out to ruffle feathers or just stir some trouble, this card guarantees a reaction that hits hard and doesn’t apologize.