Got a friend who thinks they can rent their space to anyone, no questions asked? Time to flip their world upside down with the “Wedding Ring Check” Prank Mailer.
The setup? Your host gets an official-looking letter notifying them of AirBRB’s new Christian stance on “heathens smashing outside of wedlock.” The new policy? Hosts are now required to conduct “Wedding Ring Checks” on guests to fend off any illicit “Affair B&B” behavior. Because apparently, AirBRB is now on a moral crusade.
Here’s the absurdity laid out in detail:
- Mandatory Wedding Ring Checks—because hosts are now expected to investigate their guests’ marital status. After all, nothing says “welcome” like interrogating your guests about their commitment to matrimony.
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No Ring, No Stay—Hosts must politely ask guests to display their wedding bands or risk a penalty for encouraging sinful activities on their property.
And to seal the deal, the mailer includes a QR code for “more information” that’ll leave them speechless when they realize it’s all a prank. If they’re still intrigued (or just in disbelief), they can call the provided number for further details—only to be tormented by three solid minutes of terrible hold music. Pure. Torture.
Note: If our pranks are too bold, there’s always your safe, soft, fragile pranks. Just don’t expect much punch! For those who want pranks with more bite, you’re in the right place. Ours are crafted from quality materials, featuring call-to-actions that lead to personalized videos, audio, or notes. Some even include a phone number that puts them on hold with shitty flute music. Why settle for average?